banjoandkazooie sent: "Ah'm back again, and about time too!" "{And this time, we's in the mood!}"

kongxquest:

kongxquest:

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"Yeah, s’ about time you two got back! It got boring around here. Like, major boredom up the banana tree.”

[runs up and tackles the both of them with a cheeky, chimpy hug]

"Huh, didn’t know you guys started rappin’ too."

"Not a problem! You’re pretty strong, right? We’ve been buddies long enough that I gotta trust ya on this sorta thing." Diddy smiled, agreeing with Kazooie in regards to them being perfectly fine. Then again, this was the reckless chimp in question, so nothing was going to make him falter otherwise.

On top of that, taking up Kaz’s little proposal was something Diddy was always up for. He gave the brown honey bear a reassuring pat.

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Noo sweatin’ it, Banjo! This’ll be a good warm up for that huge adventure Cranky will throw on you guys, right?”

”.. Doooh,” he grunted in annoyance from Kazooie and Diddy’s persistence. “Fine.”

"Ah’m just lookin’ out for yuh, cause dis ain’t like you controllin’ the plane like yuh did back then."

"But if you are sure, ah guess we can let yuh fly with us."

As the weary Banjo gave in, Kazooie snickered in her spot. There’s no way Diddy would last way high in the air. Who’s ever heard of a monkey in mid-air? Compared to a bear and his bird flying, a simian soaring the skies sounded downright stupid. “[First we need a spot ta take off. Maybe the top of Spiral Mountain can do us just fine.]”

Banjo’s teeth glimmered as he shone his teeth. “Right, let’s head on up, little buddy!”

”[…]”

"[I’m just going to pretend you never said that last part.]"

And so our heroes took off, down the yellow path that lead up to the beginnings of the path up the mountain where they would soon board for take-off!

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retrowhiskers:


Dear Banjo-Kazooie,
This is a poorly written love letter.
With way too much love,
That one ridiculous weirdo who wouldn’t stop playing your games in the last few weeks.


(It’s really late and yet I have the motivation to do this after pulling an April Fools prank. ;w;)
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retrowhiskers:

Dear Banjo-Kazooie,

This is a poorly written love letter.

With way too much love,

That one ridiculous weirdo who wouldn’t stop playing your games in the last few weeks.

(It’s really late and yet I have the motivation to do this after pulling an April Fools prank. ;w;)

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texaskingofthegeeks sent: If there's an evil Kazooie called Zakooie, is there an evil Banjo named Nabjo?

"Yer askin’ too much."

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funkyfreshfunkotronian:


"You should never let Earl drive.”

♪ Independent ToeJam blog from the “ToeJam & Earl” series (Earl might make a few appearances in stuff!)♪ Despite it saying series, that doesn’t count “Mission to Earth”…for reasons.♪ Up for any kind of RP!  …besides stuff like smut.♪ Willing to match partner’s length when it comes to RPs.♪ Open to all kinds of muses!♪ Despite only 1 year of RP experience, the mun’s not so bad.

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funkyfreshfunkotronian:

"You should never let Earl drive.”

♪ Independent ToeJam blog from the “ToeJam & Earl” series (Earl might make a few appearances in stuff!)
♪ Despite it saying series, that doesn’t count “Mission to Earth”…for reasons.
♪ Up for any kind of RP!  …besides stuff like smut.
♪ Willing to match partner’s length when it comes to RPs.
♪ Open to all kinds of muses!
♪ Despite only 1 year of RP experience, the mun’s not so bad.

home / rules / ask

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"[Banjo, I think your Friday night casserole came to life.]"

"Kazooie! Show some respect for.. whutever he is."

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kongxquest sent: [climbs atop banjo's fuzzy head and perches atop it, prepared to nap]

”.. Well okay, but if your tail bothers Kazooie enough tuh peck yuh, it’s on you.”

pizzerxa:

     The sight of Kazooie didn’t change the bears posture much at all. It did cause his head to lift itself up, and his ears to wobble a bit. That strange sound from the bird wasn’t at all similar to Chica’s at all, and it made those microphone’s lodged in those movable ears of his shake. The sound practically almost broke the speakers it was so loud and foreign. However, all it did was strike the bear in surprise, which he could easily keep hidden minus the shake of his ears.

     After that sudden sharp noise ceased in the back of his mics, the bear’s eyes had focused themselves behind the other bear. It wasn’t normal to see a bird stuffed inside of a backpack. He had heard of some stories from the crowd after the accident, about how prissy people would carry their dogs in purses. About how there would be these animals called by the name of dogs, how they would come in all shapes and sizes, some even small enough to fit in the size of a teacup. Being up there on that stage all day, Freddy had educated himself quite a bit. He had learned much about the humans: what they do, who they are, and he used every single bit of lessons that he had learned against them as much as he could.

    It wasn’t long though, before his face would be more focused back on the bear before him. His eyes would grow just a bit lighter, his sensors kicking in a bit., These two seemed important, and Freddy had grown exponentially more intrigued by their presence. He was contemplating even now, whether or not it would be a good idea to actually harm these two travelers. So far, Freddy was leaning toward the “yes,” zone. Especially since they kept insisting for things that he couldn’t lend. But low and behold, the tables could turn.

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                 Th - That isn’t fair! You shouldn’t have

                    pizza just ‘cau - use you’re a bear! You

                    should wait ju - ust like the rest of us!

                    Be - etter yet, why -y don’t you wait

                                                                        —— H E R E ?

That sudden jolt coming from the worn out speakers made the duo leap in the air for a bit. Banjo’s calm demeanor was starting to go down into ‘mortified as hell’ territory. Fortunately, Kazooie was there to lighten up the ominous mood with her snark.

"[Hey shut your trap, you ugly looking monstrosity. You’re giving me a migraine.]" The tempting bird went on, poking at the lion with her language.

"[And whats with that horrid smell? You smell worse than Loggo! And wait around in this dump full of roaches and indie game cliches? Noooo thank you.]"

The bear coughed into his paws, slowly stepping back from the animatronic bear. He could tell things were going to get ugly,yet he tried to wring out at least one more reply from the not-so-fellow bear.

"So uh.. y-yuh get much visitors ‘round dis time? Cause uh.. keepin’ a polite conversation with you is a teensy bit difficult. Not alot, no! Just a teensy.”

pizzerxa:

                              Oh, so the others actually wanted the sweet delicacy of the very food that resided here in the pizzeria? They wanted the fluffy dough that would burn itself to a crisp in the oven. They wanted that sweet sauce that when dipped on ranch dressing, gave it a rather tangy flavor. They wanted that greasy cheese that Freddy once heard someone say they thought it tasted like packaged cheese dipped in grease. They wanted those cold, non-spicy pepperoni slices that would only be the size of sausages. They wanted to have the delicious, wonderful, amazing — Freddy Fazbear’s Pizza.

                            A shame the only thing served at night is darkness.

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                We don’t serve pizza in the ni - ni - night,

                   silly! Pi - i - i - izza is only for the day time

                   crowds! Here at F͡r̴edd҉ỳ’s̸ when it’s night

                   time, i - it’s a whole different story! 

"Nyaaaw, no pizza?"

The bear’s hopes lowered. He had been wanting something other than the regular beef stew with live vegetables for tonight, and it turns out that this place doesn’t even run for 24/7. Explains the ominous feeling that surrounded the duo, but who cares about animals staring with their deadly eyes at when you don’t have pizza?

Kazooie couldn’t care less, at least it gives them an excuse to leave this place that proves that LOG is dead.

"[Oh, boohoo. No more pizza, so sorry about that, ya hunk of bolts. C’mon Banjo, lets go.]" This was met with a cartoony bonk to the head, causing Kazooie to squawk.

"Sorry ‘bout her, Mr. Fazbear. She’s just cranky dat she haven’t gotten nothin’ tuh eat today." he nervously chuckled.

"M-maybe yuh can make an except fer us on the whole pizza thing, right? We are both bears!" He held up a friendly paw and directed it to Freddy, hoping he knows the ol’ ‘brofist’ thing that kids these days were rambling about.

"Bears before affairs, r-right..?"

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