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Sigh. “Not you too…”

Ah, they’ll go away once Kazooie gets out the grenade eggs, right Kazooie?

{Right. *makes a boastful looking smirk*}


 

(oh, sorry!!)

{Banjo, next time we go out, can you let me buy some poisoned gerbil food?}

KAZOOIE! 

Ah dun’ fancy any of your telemarketing, thank ya very much.

{*pounds bat into wing* If anyone has any sense, they’ll LEAVE.} 

zakooie:

banjoandkazooie:

zakooie:

*she nods appreciatively to the bear*

Yes, that would be fine, thank you. *Inwardly cringing at all this sweet talk she is spewing from her beak, she looks to Kazooie*

I’m not looking for trouble. I’ve already gotten myself in enough over the last few years, and I’m certainly not up for more at the moment. *She cringes as her stomach rumbles again, taken aback by how noisy it has suddenly decided to be*

Aww.. Y’all must be starving.. Here, Ah’ll let y’all stay in Kazooie’s pack.

{Wait, hey hey! Banjo, I thought we agreed that two isn’t big en-GHWAACK!} *Banjo promptly shoves Harpkooie in between Kazooie and the wall of the bag. The honey bear starts to head home, having honey in mind for the gray breegull’s lunch.*}

Ah’ll fix y’all up duh best fresh honey stew! 

Yeah, I don’t think there’s enough room fo-ACK! *as she’s crammed into the pack with Kazooie, the gray breegull struggles to reorient herself. Finally, she manages to make a tiny bit of room by pulling her wings all the way out, but it’s still tight enough to make breathing difficult*

H-honey stew? That sounds… er… sticky.

Eyup! It sure is! Just gotta see it, an’ taste it to believe it! Right, Kazooie? …Uh.. *looks back towards his old friend, and the mysterious gray friend, and stops walking* Y.. you okay back d’ere?

{Just peachy.. now come on, Banjo! I wanna my bird milkshake stirred and blended! *looks over towards Harp* Yeah, this happens frequently. Get used ta it.} 

Heya Zenni.

{Been a long time since you were heckled, eh?} 

I.. 

Lemme rephrase duh question, How do you know whut mah dingy looks like? 

oxnards:

Man Banjo just cannot stop flirting with me it’s like come on man I know how cool I am but have some subtlety.

Y’all just switched duh roles..

{You’re bad at this, aren’t you?}

Kazooie!

fyeahroleplayingrabbit:

They can’t help that they have two characters in relationships for the group, one with me and another with a different person, but when they and everyone else mainly focuses on that other pairing….you can’t help but feel horrible and wonder, “what about our pairing?” In chat convos it’s always about that pairing, even in private msn rps, and it’s just so tiring. I feel guilty for even feeling jealous, but it’s a difficult emotion not to feel considering.

Aw, gimme a break..

miyu-lynx:

banjoandkazooie:

miyu-lynx:

“I have worked with others before but yes, I generally work alone.”

“Piqued your interest, have I?”

Well, yeah. Ah can certainly say dat.

{*mock singing* Banjo’s in loooove~..}

*promptly stuffs kazooie down pack* Ah’m only interested! ..N-no wait.. wrong word.. 

…So what do y’all do fer a living? 

“…Mercenary work is what I do for a living.”

“What about you? I imagine you two work together since she… lives in that pack of yours?”

Ohh.. *facepalms at his own dumb question* Right..

{Yeah, ya got a problem with that, missy?}

Yeah, we’ve been friends since ‘98! She’s a bit of a feisty one, but she’s real nice once y’all come ta it!

{Watch it, Banjo..}